Random Wednesday

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01. This guy was actually pretty good.

02. Last Friday, I have to admit there was a little bit of an incident involving (kind of) cops. Liz invited some SF’s down from the base and when I ran into someone I knew and disappeared for a little bit, they got worried. Apparently they offered to go find me. (Don’t go awwwww yet)

03. I didn’t find this out until dinner last night. But, um, do I really look that naive?

04. Obviously (see #5)

05. When did buying a girl dinner mean you were going to get lucky? Because my math in that situation never added up quite like that. I’m not even sure that should buy you a handshake. (Yes, the “concerned” guy)

06. We may have been a little scandalous in Santa Monica yesterday. It may or may not have involved code names (Hi! I’m Amanda) and a cowboy hat. Which I now have possession of. (This had nothing to do with #5)

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07. Liz and I should not be allowed to go out together alone.

08. We’re probably going clubbing in Hollywood this weekend anyway.

09. If things work out as planned, I’m going to PUERTO RICO! for a week. Aye! Papi! Maybe I should have paid more attention this semester. But then again, maybe I know all I really need to know… right Angie? πŸ˜€

10. I think I’m still finding sand in places there shouldn’t be sand.

11. It may be payback for texting people “I’m at the beach! How’s work?” Luckily, I did not do that to La. I may be dead right now if I had.

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12. Sometimes you find the weirdest stuff written in the sand at the beach.

13. Does anyone out there understand man-speak? Because I am totally out of practice.

14. Or maybe I’m just thinking too hard.

15. Shhhh… I’m hunting wabbits knitting today.

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16. The Hoff totally dissed me yesterday. /sob

17. Have you wished Nora a happy birthday? GO DO IT! Oh, and don’t mention butt crack and sex in the same sentence around her. πŸ˜€

9 thoughts on “Random Wednesday”

  1. dude…I think I want to hear that story! with the concerned guy. and the one about the cowboy hat.

    you are too coy on your blog. you need to learn to hold NOTHING BACK. like me! the #1 google result for “homer vagina” on the internet! ISN’T THAT FUN??? πŸ˜‰

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  2. I always figured that if a guy thought that buying a girl dinner entitled him to get lucky, then he might as well just go to a prostitute. Might be cheaper, and at least it would be a sure thing.

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  3. I love Santa Monica. My cousin used to live there and I miss visiting.
    Um, if a guy thinks he’s entitled to ANYTHING, he automatically gets put on the “you get nothing asshole” list. Schmuck.
    I think YOU wrote that in the sand. And La wouldn’t care – she doesn’t like the beach. *I* would have taken the rest of the week off to hunt you down.

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  4. OK, you have some splaining to do, because reading between the lines isn’t doing it for me. Is there more than one guy involved here, and are any of them cops?

    Thanks for the birthday BLAST, girl. Angie reminded me last night that I entered my birthdate on Ravelry when I signed up – I had completely forgotten this. Derrr.

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  5. Ya know, I have a mexican cousin named Amanda. She might even own a cowboy hat. ;^)

    When setting up dates, it’s smart to mention that he’s not getting any. Just to make sure.

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  6. Especially since you had the opportunity to go to Bubba Gump’s. LOVE that restaurant!

    Oh, and Santa Monica is so much closer to my office than, say 15 miles directly outside the buttcrack of hell

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  7. Manspeak is still a mystery to me. I’m still trying to figure out SF and The Hoff……

    I think Liz better hold on. πŸ˜€

    The text message *did* break up the day at work……….I’m working on the payback……

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